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DON WANNABE

by Fembah

What's with the tinted windows?
What's with the compact beeper?
Maybe your mother knows?
Or is the psychosis deeper?
Secret phone calls
A hidden P.O. box
Quick noted scrawls
All those keys and locks!
You hint you've been to prison
you hint you're with the mob
I know your secret mission
To hide your boring job
Your imagination soars
with your life on a limb
Your fantasy explores
a wacky pseudonym
A name like "Richie Rockets"
A guy with lots of cash
You have bottomless pockets
You have lots of flash
"Would you like to drink for free?"
is your favorite line
And it's cheaper, I agree
than taking her to dine
You say, "Hi, I'm Richie Rockets"
and women drop their pants
As long as you have pockets
with an endless cash advance
The chicks would never come
if they knew you were a dud
if they knew you were a bum
no mysterious moneyed stud
You're an overblown ego
with attitude to die
The FBI don't want you
and neither do I

From the book: THE LOVE POEMS OF THE FEMINIST FROM THE DARKSIDE by Fembah
- Copyright 2000 - Fembah@hotmail.com






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