Uncle Summy has, once again, dogged us by not turning in a column this month. This is after he promised that not only would there be a column this month, but "My best yet!"

Please help The Shrubbery by sending nasty nasty emails to Summy via The Shrub and we will waste no time in getting them to him.

In the meantime, His Website and leave nasty things in his guestbook.

Sucks to you, Summy!