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If you've ever been on the internet, you've seen it. Posted in a thousand places, spoken in a thousand languages, laughed at, reconsidered and mentioned in conventions world wide. It's The Top Ten Most Sexually-Charged Lines in Star Wars.

Well, with all the versions running around willy-nilly on the web, it's high time The Shrub got it's hands on this phenomenon. So here it is,

The Shrubbery's Official Top Ten Most Sexually-Charged Lines in Star Wars

By Jason Morrison

  • 10. "Of course I love her, she's my sister." --Luke Skywalker
  • 9. "They're cumming after us!" --Princess Leia
  • 8. "Chewie!" --Han Solo
  • 7. "Help you I can, yeeess." --Yoda (doesn't sound too sexual, but Yoda has thoise bedroom eyes...)
  • 6. "Beep beep. Booooop." --R2D2, after pulling his phallic access device out of the Death Star computer.
  • 5. "A sister? Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me." --Darth Vader
  • 4. "Luke, pull out, pull out! Now cum on her butt." --Gold Leader
  • 3. "Stop yanking my chain. (choke)" --Jabba
  • 2. "Bobbit" --Jawa
  • 1. "Soon, you will call me master.... Who's your daddy?" --The Emprorer

For those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about:

Here's five seconds worth of searching for Star Wars sex lists. Check them out, they're pretty funny.

Top ten sex innuendoes from the Star Wars Trilogy

Sex Lines from Star Wars

Star Wars and Sex


Sexually Tilted Lines From Star Wars

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